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“Funny viral trend clip: an over-the-top fitness influencer with absurdly huge cartoonish muscles, a very long neck and a long braided beard dances with full confidence in a sunny gym, doing a goofy hip-hop dance with chest bounces and a spin, perfectly on the beat, gym members in the background laugh and film him on their phones. Photorealistic but exaggerated proportions, bright light, handheld phone camera that bounces along. Sound: a catchy upbeat hip-hop beat with a heavy bass drop, sneakers squeaking, people laughing. No text, no logos, unbranded clothes.”“Funny viral trend clip: an over-the-top fitness influencer with absurdly huge cartoonish muscles, a very long neck and a long braided beard dances with full confidence in a sunny gym, doing a goofy hip-hop dance with chest bounces and a spin, perfectly on the beat, gym members in the background laugh and film him on their phones. Photorealistic but exaggerated proportions, bright light, handheld phone camera that bounces along. Sound: a catchy upbeat hip-hop beat with a heavy bass drop, sneakers squeaking, people laughing. No text, no logos, unbranded clothes.”

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“Cute viral trend clip: tiny talking fruits with big expressive eyes and little mouths hang out at a miniature beach bar at sunset, a chubby strawberry in sunglasses sips a tiny cocktail through a straw and says "This is the life!", a sleepy banana lying on a deck chair answers "Don't wake me up.", a lime bartender shakes a tiny shaker, little waves and fairy lights behind. Glossy Pixar-quality 3D look, warm golden light, slow push-in. Sound: chill tropical lounge music, ocean waves, clinking ice, the two short lines spoken in cute high voices. No text, no logos.”“Cute viral trend clip: tiny talking fruits with big expressive eyes and little mouths hang out at a miniature beach bar at sunset, a chubby strawberry in sunglasses sips a tiny cocktail through a straw and says "This is the life!", a sleepy banana lying on a deck chair answers "Don't wake me up.", a lime bartender shakes a tiny shaker, little waves and fairy lights behind. Glossy Pixar-quality 3D look, warm golden light, slow push-in. Sound: chill tropical lounge music, ocean waves, clinking ice, the two short lines spoken in cute high voices. No text, no logos.”

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“Cinematic 1970s mafia movie scene, real people: a silver-haired boss in a perfect black three-piece suit sits behind a heavy wooden desk in a dark wood-panelled office lit by a single green lamp, he slowly strokes a fluffy white cat on his lap, cigar smoke curls through the light, two serious men in dark suits stand behind him, he looks up into the lens and gives a slow, knowing smile. Slow dolly-in, warm amber shadows, 35mm film grain. Sound: tense low strings and a slow mandolin, cat purring, a clock ticking. No weapons, no text, no logos.”“Cinematic 1970s mafia movie scene, real people: a silver-haired boss in a perfect black three-piece suit sits behind a heavy wooden desk in a dark wood-panelled office lit by a single green lamp, he slowly strokes a fluffy white cat on his lap, cigar smoke curls through the light, two serious men in dark suits stand behind him, he looks up into the lens and gives a slow, knowing smile. Slow dolly-in, warm amber shadows, 35mm film grain. Sound: tense low strings and a slow mandolin, cat purring, a clock ticking. No weapons, no text, no logos.”

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“Wild, funny 1990s hip-hop music video full of action, four fast shots with hard cuts on the beat, shot on 35mm film, warm saturated colours, soft grain, real people with natural skin, sunny American suburb, the camera never stands still. Shot 1 (0-2.5 s): a grandma in a pink tracksuit and curlers drifts a mobility scooter around a street corner at full speed, sprinkles and sparks spraying from the wheels, the handheld camera chases right behind her. Shot 2 (2.5-5 s): a golden retriever in tiny sunglasses rides a skateboard down a steep street and jumps over a fire hydrant, slow motion at the peak of the jump, kids on the sidewalk throw their arms up. Shot 3 (5-7.5 s): a man in a white tank top cannonballs off a diving board into a backyard pool filled with green jelly, the whole pool wobbles and launches a giant jelly splash toward the lens, fast whip pan. Shot 4 (7.5-10 s): a dad at a barbecue flips a burger so hard it rockets straight up into the sky, the camera tilts up following it until it disappears into the clouds, his family stares up in shock. Sound: an energetic 90s boom-bap hip-hop beat with punchy drums, a deep bassline, scratches and vinyl crackle, no vocals; sound effects synced to every action: scooter engine whine and tyre squeal, skateboard wheels and a thud on landing, a huge wobbly jelly splash, a sizzling grill and a whoosh as the burger launches. No text, no logos, unbranded products.”“Wild, funny 1990s hip-hop music video full of action, four fast shots with hard cuts on the beat, shot on 35mm film, warm saturated colours, soft grain, real people with natural skin, sunny American suburb, the camera never stands still. Shot 1 (0-2.5 s): a grandma in a pink tracksuit and curlers drifts a mobility scooter around a street corner at full speed, sprinkles and sparks spraying from the wheels, the handheld camera chases right behind her. Shot 2 (2.5-5 s): a golden retriever in tiny sunglasses rides a skateboard down a steep street and jumps over a fire hydrant, slow motion at the peak of the jump, kids on the sidewalk throw their arms up. Shot 3 (5-7.5 s): a man in a white tank top cannonballs off a diving board into a backyard pool filled with green jelly, the whole pool wobbles and launches a giant jelly splash toward the lens, fast whip pan. Shot 4 (7.5-10 s): a dad at a barbecue flips a burger so hard it rockets straight up into the sky, the camera tilts up following it until it disappears into the clouds, his family stares up in shock. Sound: an energetic 90s boom-bap hip-hop beat with punchy drums, a deep bassline, scratches and vinyl crackle, no vocals; sound effects synced to every action: scooter engine whine and tyre squeal, skateboard wheels and a thud on landing, a huge wobbly jelly splash, a sizzling grill and a whoosh as the burger launches. No text, no logos, unbranded products.”